While our editor is covering the Adult Video News Expo and Awards Show in Las Vegas for the next few days, I'll be fondling the Fleshbot riding crop and showing everyone who wears the panties around here—or at least filling in as editor while Jonno hangs out with Belladonna. Taking your Morning Wood firmly in hand, I bring you sex worker Olympics, pornstar hometown visits, Kodak's Ass-Vertising, and Lindsay Lohan almost naked, after the jump.V. Blue
· With one of us off in Vegas rubbing porn star boobies for good luck, it's difficult to resist the urge to travel, too—especially with $pread Magazine's Sex Worker Olympics happening in New York next week. (Viviane's Sex Carnival)
· Porn performer RayVeness gets an honor few starlets receive in their hometowns: an in-depth profile in Greensborough, North Carolina's Yes! Weekly where she tells us, "There are no more porn stars." Snap! (yesweekly.com)
· Remember when we told you about Ass-Vertising? Well, we're still waiting for our set of blank cheeks, but we're very excited to see big companies like Kodak jumping on the bootywagon. (gattacainc.typepad.com)
· And speaking of advertising, leave it to the excitable kids over at Egotastic to totally skool Vanity Fair for false advertising, when VF calls its new set of Lindsay Lohan pictures "nude". Of course, we'll have to examine them very closely a few more times, just to be sure. (egotastic.com)
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