My Favorite Type Of Moss Is Kate Moss

What Would One Call the Study Of Kate Moss? Mossology?

The idea of being a botanist was never something I considered. Plants are great and all, but I prefer to look at them more than anything else. But recently, I have started calling myself an amateur botanist because I’ve been studying a certain kind of moss for a good long while now: Kate Moss.  

Yes, I would have to say my favorite type of moss is Kate Moss, and if I could, I would plant Kate Moss all over my yard. Hell, I’d plant Kate Moss in other peoples’ yards, community gardens, medians on the highway—basically any space that was mostly grass and where the public could enjoy looking at Kate Moss. While other mosses are great for gardens or adding a little accent to a stone walkway, Kate Moss will always give you a little extra sexiness, no matter the time of day or the weather outside. And of course, Kate Moss looks great both inside and outside, and I don’t think any other moss can make that claim.  

I’m not sure if there are different distinctions between a botanist that focuses more on flowering plants than a botanists who focuses mostly on moss. If there isn’t, then I think those who study the best type of moss, Kate Moss, should be called Katenists.  

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