The Horror of Imagining Donald Trump Having Sex Is Now on Video Courtesy of Hustler

See Fake Donald Trump Fuck Some Vag, Instead of Fucking Over America

Hustler Video is releasing the parody "The Donald" with AVN Hall-of-Famer Evan Stone starring in the role of the failed businessman/complete misogynist Donald Trump. The plot involves a discombobulated hell of a future where Trump wins the election and now has to choose his vice president.

(Sorry, typing that sentence made me throw up in my mouth. I need a minute . . . OK. Here we go...)

Donny Rock plays Marco Rubio and Mark Zane plays Ted Cruz (ugh) and they have to show their worth by fucking some women. You know, like how a Trump presidency would fuck over life in the United States as we know it. Yup, just like that.

The women in the cast include Britney Amber in the role of former Alaskan governor and Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin along with random hot porn stars Alyssa Lynn, Natasha Starr, Christie Stevens, Subil Arch, and Skylar Madison.

Stone's Trump is so right on in that I would not fuck Stone in this character ever. I also am going to need to some time for Stone to get the Trump stink off of him before I want to watch him fuck again and I have to add that I would never, ever want to visit the disgusting hell that probably exists in Trump's pants under any circumstances. I seriously am disgusted by this parody. Sorry everyone. Ugh. I need some Pepto-Bismol and I need to brush my teeth.