Jena Sims Teasing Us Might Cause a Riot

Jena Sims in a Bikini Is Enough to Drive Us Mad, But Taking It Off

I’m all for a good tease, don’t get me wrong. Sometimes a nice, sexy tease is so incredibly awesome, you don’t need much of anything else. But in this case, the tease feels kind of deadly. Jena Sims is constantly pretending to take of her bikini and honestly, I think it’s driving me mad.  

If you think I’m overreacting, I want you to know that I, at one of the particular images, screamed, “WHAT DO YOU WANT, JENA SIMS?!" I will give you everything!!!” Sure, I got some strange looks from co-workers, but after showing them the pictures of Jena Sims stripping her clothes off, they completely understood. It’s like if you know karate or some other form of martial arts, you can’t go around picking fights because you know you will win. The same principle applies here. Jena Sims is just way too hot to go around acting like she’s going to take off her bikini and leave it on. That’s a fight none of us can win—Jena Sims's completely and total sexiness is too much to handle. She is a triple black belt (or whatever is the highest in marital arts) is sexiness.  

I’m not saying I want these pictures to be removed from the internet and all copies to placed inside of a rocket that will be shot at the sun, I’m only saying that maybe next time you should let Jena Sims go ahead and take off the bikini. That way we can avoid any type of hotness overload that might lead to riots in the streets.  

For more nude pics and videos of Jena Sims, head over to Mr. Skin.