Madame Nesle de la Tourelle and Her Swan Nipples Make One Hell of an Entrance on “Outlander”

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Swan Nipples Would Make a Great Ballet Too

We know that whenever you are going to a fancy party, making a great entrance is always a good thing. On the latest episode of Outlander, Madame Nesle de la Tourelle made one of the greatest entrances of all time, thanks to her swan nipple dress.  

Yes, you heard me right and you are seeing it with your own eyes, a swan nipple dress. I have to be honest, I have been dragging to see Tchaikovsky’s famous ballet Swan Lake more times than I care to count (not that it’s bad, but I’ve seen some bad productions of it), and now I’m kind of hoping to go just so I can giggle at myself while thinking about a ballet entitled Swan Nipple. Now, I should also note that these are not actually the nipples of Kimberly Smart (they are prosthetic), but before you let out a loud groan, her fake nipples are modeled after her real nipples. How cool is that? So, it’s like you’re seeing Kimberly Smart’s nipples even though you aren’t seeing Kimberly Smart’s nipples. I’m kind of wondering who gets to keep Kimberly Smart’s fake nipples. Maybe they will auction them off to charity or something.  

I think the real question will become if any celebrity will attempt the swan nipple dress on the red carpet. It would not surprise me in the least. Whether or not they use Kimberly Smart’s prosthetic nipples, that’s a tough one.  

Check all of the great nudity from the entire Outlander series at Mr. Skin.