Cowabunga! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody Is Here!

They Are Hung, Green and Heroic!

Woodrocket has released their most recent parody, the "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" XXX parody, on their website, and it is available for viewing on their website right now. 

It stars April O'Neil and Chad Alva and is directed by loved parody director Lee Roy Myers. 

“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That's the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.” Myers says in a Woodrocket press release.

In this parody, Master Sphincter (a rat Furry) trains four mutant and hung teenage turtles in the art of sexuality. The turtles team up with O'Neil and pal Casey Bones to try to take on the Footjob Clan lead by the evil villain Spreader. I fucking love the costumes in this—super close to what the original cartoon/comic had going on. Good times...

You can check out this piece of '80s cartoon porn parody madness by going over to Woodrocket's website.