So, Here’s the Female Ted Cruz Look-a-Like Searcy Hayes Getting SexTED

Guess One Thing Ted Cruz Related Is Successful

Well, for those of you who were waiting for the Searcy Hayes sex tape to finally come online, your wait is over. Here it is in all it’s female-Ted-Cruz-look-a-like glory.  

Honestly, people, I don’t know what all I can say about this. I guess there are some people out there who want to see this; I just happen to not be one of them. I was incredibly happy when that blob-fish-faced man running for president finally dropped out of the race because I was hoping I’d never have to hear or see anything about him again (or at least for awhile). And now, here I am, staring at the face and boobs and butt of his female doppelganger and she moans her way through 6 minutes of pleasure. No, I didn’t watch the whole thing—I couldn’t do it. To those of you who are loving this, more power to you—you watch it over and over again and never let anyone tell you otherwise. As for me . . . it’s just not my thing.  

But hey, good for Searcy Hayes. She got paid and hopefully one day she will find out who the father of her child (or children) is. You know, maybe Ted Cruz can take some comfort in knowing he helped a small town girl become famous.

Via XHamster