Only in Florida: a View to Remember

White Sands, Blue Water, Some Dude's Wang—Florida Has All the Sights!

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Florida is best known for it’s great beaches. That’s why people move there, people having their weddings on the white sands, and the warm waters grow tens of thousands of people every year. But a couple of tourist got a little something extra while walking on the shores of Florida.  

Florida resident John Udovich was arrested after he was caught walking behind two female tourists without his shorts on at local beach.  

When he was arrested, Udovich told the offers he had been walking around with his twig and berries out for honest of reasons. You see, Udovich told the deputies that he was just trying out an “alternative lifestyle.” Now, I’m not really sure what lifestyle he is talking about (I don’t know of any waist-down nudist societies), but then again, I’ve never looked. To be fair, I guess we shouldn't knock it until we've tried it.

No word if the two tourists enjoyed the rest of their day at the beach.

Via Sun-Sentinel