Confused Boner of the Week: Carolina Sanchez in a See-Through Bra Stabbing a Melon

Why? Why Stab a Mellon in a See-Through Bra, Carolina Sanchez?

Seeing Carolina Sanchez is always good. Seeing Carolina Sanchez is a see-through bra is great. But seeing Carolina Sanchez in a see through bra stabbing a melon . . . that just has me a little bit confused. I mean, she’s hot and all, but what’s with the stabbing of a melon? What am I supposed to think?  

I know, I know, there are so many other pictures of Carolina Sanchez being sexy that I shouldn’t focus on just one, but I can’t help it. It has me turned on and yet a little scared. I don’t know if that is what the photographer was going for, but it’s all I can focus on. Trust me, I’d rather be staring at Carolina Sanchez topless drinking from a hose or Carolina Sanchez pouring water on a white top or Carolina Sanchez in a see-through top standing in the sun, but all I can thinking about is Carolina Sanchez in a see-through bra stabbing a melon. Why, Carolina Sanchez? Why do you have to be stabbing a melon? Sure, you could say that she is just cutting up the melon to have a little snack while wearing a see-through bra, but is she? Is she really? I don’t know, and it’s driving me crazy.  

OK, OK, I’m going to try not to look at that one picture of Carolina Sanchez. There are plenty of other awesome pictures where she is not confusing the hell out of me. But seriously, melon stabbing? Couldn’t she have just been holding the melon while wearing a see-through bra? That I can get behind.