A Very Special Masturbation Month Edition of Marital Aid Test Kitchen

Celebrate Masturbation Month With the One You Self-Love!

So happy Masturbation Month to you, Fleshbot readers/my fellow perverts! This is a month created by a sex toy shop back in 1995 in response to former President Bill Clinton firing the then-Surgeon General doctor Jocelyn Elders for recommending that people masturbate as a way to avoid risky sexual activity. Yep, the guy who cheated on his wife in the most public of settings fired a woman who recommended masturbation to the masses. 

Anyway, go ahead and take this month as an opportunity to up your self-love game. To encourage you to freshen up your masturbation supplies, Fleshbot is offering 15 percent off any sex toy or lube in our store if you use the promo code "fleshbot15" before June 2nd. Pretty frickin' dope, right? So yeah, replace/replenish your toy chest or pick something up for your loved one. It's all on sale!

Ladies first:

This is Blush Novelties' Purity G. It takes one AA battery and it is a super choice for a battery-operated travel vibe. It is silicone, which cleans up like a dream—and you should have some toy cleaner in your life if you don't already—and it has ten different vibrating patterns with two speeds. It is waterproof, it comes with a five-year warranty and it only costs $14.95 before the discount! That is super reasonably priced for body-safe vibrations!

Want something fancier? I hear ya. 

This is Closet Collections' The Charlotte Rose Swirling Rotation vibrator. It is silicone and takes four AAA batteries to make all of the action happen. It has a one-year warranty and it is your basic battery-operated wand vibe with the wonder of swirling and rotating added into the fun. Hello, G-spot fun and wonder with this fancy vibe! It has two motors so the vibrations are strong throughout this lady. (I am calling this toy a "lady" because it has a woman's name. You know, like a ship.) Sweet Rose is mostly silicone, not waterproof, but really, I do not expect a wand to be waterproof. A wand is a sprawl-out-relax-and-then-vibe-out thing. It is not a get-off-and-then-shave-your-pits vibrator. It comes with a satin bag to keep it in and it is easily turned on and off by holding one button down. It costs $105.95 before the discount, so really, get this while it is on sale! 

And gentlemen, here is my recommendation for you as a way to hook yourself up for Masturbation Month—and really, you have totally earned an upgrade on your jerking sessions.

This is Vibratex's Maven masturbation sleeve and I can honestly say that if I had a cock, I would totally use it to fuck this. The Maven is made of elastomer and is compatible with any kind of lube—please add some lube to your purchase of this or any other toy purchases. Lube is like whipped cream on your hot chocolate; maybe you do not need the whipped cream, but it makes the whole experience that much more luxurious and lovely. You know you have earned luxurious 'bating. This sleeve is super body safe, and it would be a super toy to keep in your shower or use wherever you like to get off. It has a soft texture with little massaging nubs inside. The cleanup of this could not be easier—you turn it inside out and use a mild soap and/or toy cleaner to keep this ready  to help get you off. I have to also say that sometimes, some people just do not enjoy male masturbation items that look like disembodied parts of women. The price is super cool too—only $20 before discount for you to try something new to add to your jacking!

And finally, this is my weekly lube recommendation for this month of months!

Behold this here bottle of Sinclair Institute's Organic Personal Lubricant and Moisturizer. Yeah, organic is better for a lot of things, and your lube is one of those things. It is certified organic, completely vegan, edible, and it is condom- and toy-compatible which is all awesome. It is made with all-natural ingredients including aloe vera and you can easily pump out the amount you need from the bottle. It cleans up easily with your usual after sexy sex time soap and water routine. It is also non-staining which is a total bonus for whoever does the laundry post-solo bang, coupled, or group bang.

Happy Masturbation Month, and get to jacking and jilling, people! This is the time to make your solo time sexier and hotter than ever. Remember to use the code "fleshbot15" to save 15 percent off any toy or lube purchase in the very sassy and classy Fleshbot store!