Everything You Missed at AdultCon 2016

^{Photos By: Chris Brody} 

All the best conferences have naked people

May 14 and 15 was Adultcon, an adult fan fair and sexual lifestyle expo. This means many porn fans got to meet their favorite performers, and you might not have been one of them. Boo. Fear not, though—we have exclusive photos of what you missed and hope it makes you feel included and conversely does not give you FOMO. Enjoy! 

P.S. If anyone knows where I can find lip-shaped pasties, I'd like to know. For a friend.