Confused Boner of the Week: Cara Delevingne Is a Giant, Fuzzy Heart

Cara Delevingne Is Always Hot, But...

Yes, Cara Delevingne is super hot and she is always hot no matter what she’s wearing, but that is actually the problem. I mean, she’s wearing a giant velvet heart. What in the world am I supposed to do about that? I’m so confused.  

Look, I get that should probably be focused on Cara Delevingne in that red see-through top, as her boobs do look great, or maybe I should look at that funky blue number that shows off some amazing cleavage and her tattoos, but I just can’t. I keep being drawn towards that giant, fuzzy heart with Cara Delevingne’s face. What is it? Is she in a costume? Is she moonlighting as a mascot? And why am I kind of turned on by Cara Delevingne in a giant fuzzy heart costume? I really don’t understand what is going on right now. Cara Delevingne is hot, always, every time, no matter what, but this big heart thing? I’m having a little trouble with it. I’m just so confused by Cara Delevingne’s beauty and a giant, fuzzy, velvet heart costume. I can honestly say it’s something I never thought I would see Cara Delevingne wearing.  

Man, I’m going to have to go outside and get some air. Maybe that will clear my head and getting me back on track. Then again, it could do the opposite. It could just make me focus more on Cara Delevingne in a giant heart costume. Seriously, I have no idea what’s going on right now.  

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