Who Wants to Be a Pineapple Next to Kira Kosarin’s Cleavage?

The Answer Is Everyone, Everyone Wants to Be Close to Kira Kosarin's Cleavage

We all joke about it now, but at one point in her career, Barbara Walters asked someone, “If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?” Though we find that question silly now, all of a sudden I find it to be a rather serious question that I finally have an answer to—I would be a pineapple tree just so I could have the chance of being that close to Kira Kosarin in a bikini.  

If pineapples don’t grow on tress, who cares? How much do you want to be a pineapple right now? I know being a human is great and many believe we are at the top of the food chain, but if you were a pineapple right now, not only would be a delish treat to have for breakfast or a light snack or grilled and put on a burger or tossed into a dessert, but you could possibly be inches from Kira Kosarin’s cleavage. How amazing would that be? Sure, you wouldn’t be able to process how great this was because you’d be a pineapple, but if you could understand how lucky you were to be a pineapple at that moment, I think we’d all give up everything to be a pineapple in the hands of a bikini-clad Kira Kosarin.  

Of course, if you were a pineapple, your time next to Kira Kosarin would be short lived, but man, what a way to go—inches from Kira Kosarin and her amazing bikini. We should all be so lucky.

Via Kira Kosarin on Instagram