Even With A Vintage Filter Vanessa Paradis Looks Great

Would You Say Vanessa Paradis's Boobs Are Vintage Or Timeless?

Most of the time when someone posts a picture of using one of those grainy, burnt edge, white marks to give it age, old timey filters I can’t help, but roll my eyes. I know this picture wasn’t taken a long time ago, your retro Captain America shirt gave it away. But I think I get the big deal with the old timey picture filter now because I’ve seen Vanessa Paradis topless in one.  

See, if you are going to go for old timey, you need to go all the way. Don’t half ass your fake vintage photo. You need to get the clothing right, the hair right, and most importantly the Vanessa Paradis boobs right. Without any of those things you aren’t fooling a single person. I know, I know, I can hear all of you now complaining that it’s impossible to have the clothes, the hair, and the topless Vanessa Paradis in your photos when you want to a retro filter, but hey, I didn’t make the rules I just work here. if you want to go vintage then you got to have Vanessa Paradis topless.  

And you have to admit if you had no clue that Vanessa Paradis was a celebrity in our time, you might actually think this is some pretty awesome piece of vintage porn. Yes, vintage porn is awesome. Vanessa Paradis topless is also awesome so it kind of makes this picture double awesome.  

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