Porn Valley Dispatch: Kissing the Bride

Now that Teagan Presley has given birth and Janine Lindemulder has been granted de facto MILF status with "Mrs. Behavin'", Digital Playground's bevy of contract stars is settling down. Jesse Jane's full-dress Vegas wedding on November 5 to Rich Taylor at Caesar's Palace was closely guarded. So guarded, in fact, that only one photo was released ... and that to AVN, of all places. Luckily the general press lockdown was circumvented. Read more after the gap.- G. Ponante

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The consolation, if there is to be any, was that the accompanying article was Digital Playground's own press release, complete with a not-so-subtle message from DP's president that the company expects Jesse to be cavorting with Evan Stone and drubbing Carmen Luvana with candlesticks even unto the end of her contract.

"Invited guests mingled and celebrated," the press release/AVN article said, "while bride and groom toasted, cut the cake and performed all the traditional wedding acts." A "traditional wedding act" in porn terms usually involves a sacred "girls-only" vow. That would leave the current DP stable overwhelmingly Sapphically-inclined.

Perhaps owing to the aging of the fleet, Digital Playground has attempted to create a diversion with former contract star Devon's first anal scene. Like DP's recent release of archival footage of Tera Patrick, Devon's anal scene with Scott Nails is hitting the street months after she left the company.

Naturally, the Van Nuys outfit is betting the farm on "Jack's Playground #27", starring me.

· "Jesse Jane Weds" (avn.com; sound file warning)

Update More photos and general nupital hilarity at LukeFord.com (no relation - thanks M.!)

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Previously: Quickies: Jesse Jane, "Intoxicated": Devon's First Anal, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive