Who’s Been Hiding Rose Bertram and Her Wonderful Sideboob?

Why Is This The First I'm Learning of Rose Bertram's Sideboob?

You know what, everyone? I’m a little mad at you right now. Yep, I said it, and I’m not taking it back. I’m a little upset right now and I really have to get my feelings out or they are just going to boil over and I’ll end up yelling at someone at the grocery store. Why am I mad, you're asking yourself? First off, thank you for asking. And second, because this is the first time I’m laying eyes on Rose Bertram.  

People, people, people—you can’t keep someone like Rose Bertram from me. You need to tell me about her the moment you see her. And I don’t want to hear, “Oh, it’s not OUR fault YOU didn’t know about the glory that is Rose Bertram with her world’s greatest sideboob until now.” That is where you are wrong. You see, I don’t hide beautiful women from you. The moment I see them all I want to pass along their beauty to you so we can all enjoy it. I don’t like being left out in the cold when it comes someone as hot as Rose Bertram. I need to know yesterday that Rose Bertram exists and that she is super hot. She needs be on my radar and I should actively being seeking out awesome sideboob, cleavage, or rear-end pictures of her.  

Whew, I feel better. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. You know, I can’t stay mad at you. But I am going to take a little more time staring at these pictures of Rose Bertram to make myself feel better. But next, be sure to let me know.  

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