The New Trailer For “Westworld” Will Get You Excited

Futuristic Sexy Robots and Cowboys, Sign Me Up!

With Game of Thrones about to come to an end, many of us aren’t sure where we will get our action, graphic nudity, and simulated sex every week. Well, we can all breath a sigh of relief, because Westworld is right around the corner. It should be packed full with action, graphic nudity, and even some “genital-to-genital contact.”  

If you have no idea about Westworld, it's based off a 1973 film by the same name. Basically, there is a futuristic, Wild West, adults-only amusement park full of incredibly realistic robots, where you can shoot and/or have sex with the robots. Of course, it would seem that the robots might be becoming self-aware. (Doesn’t that always happen with robots?) What makes this show different isn’t really the plot or the stars, but instead the consent forms the extras had to sign, which say in part (via Deadline):  

“This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require. The Project will also include language and sexual situations that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable.”  

Damn. But it’s not TV, it’s HBO, and they love to push the boundaries. Westworld will star Sir Anthony Hopkins, Evan Rachel Wood, Thandie Newton, James Marsden, and Ed Harris and is set to premiere sometime in October.