Chloë Grace Moretz Is Hot Enough To Dry The Ocean

Chloë Grace Moretz Is So Hot... How Hot Is She?

As much as I feel the need to tell Chloë Grace Moretz not to check her phone while standing in the surf, I’m going to keep it to myself. Not because Chloë Grace Moretz is a big ol’ movie star and she can afford to drop her phone in the ocean, she can a new one, but if Chloë Grace Moretz did drop her phone in the water, I’m pretty sure she could just pick it up and put it against her hot body and it would dry super fast.  

Yeah, I know that’s kind of cheesy, but Chloë Grace Moretz does have an incredibly hot body. You can’t really argue with me about that. Sure, you might not think that making corny jokes about drying things off next to Chloë Grace Moretz’s hot body is the right way to describe it, but you can’t deny it doesn’t work. And she really shouldn’t be checking her phone at the beach. Sure, we all do it, but it’s quite a beautiful view and Chloë Grace Moretz is missing it. And the ocean isn’t bad to look at either!  

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got the cornball jokes out of my system. I can’t help it. I think Chloë Grace Moretz is so hot it makes me kind of nervous and the only thing I can think of is to crack bad jokes. All joking aside, I'm not saying Chloë Grace Moretz is hot, but I can feel the heat coming off the screen!

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