Lara Stone Would Make a Great Farmer’s Daughter

Lara Stone Could Bring Many Tall Tales to Life

I think we’ve all heard the old fables about the sexy farmer's daughter, but just like every tall tale, there really is no such thing as a sexy farmer’s daughter. Yet, I can’t help but think maybe there is a little truth in those old stories because Lara Stone would make one hell of a farmer’s daughter.  

Lara Stone is actually Dutch, so I guess she would be a Windmill-maker’s daughter. But I’m sure they also have farmers in the Netherlands; they would have to. Of course, Lara Stone is a model and rightly show, she’s probably never been near a John Deer tractor or a corn field in her life. It’s just that she’s rocking a pair of overalls sans top, and damn it if that isn’t one of the sexiest things a farmer’s daughter could do. I think Lara Stone should visit a farm and do a whole series of pictures where she is the farmer’s daughter—really bring it to life. I think we can all agree that would be one sexy photo spread.  

To be fair, Lara Stone could probably bring any old story to life and make it completely sexy. Farmer’s daughter, escaped prisoner with hook hand, the milk bottle lady, you get the idea—all you need is Lara Stone and the right outfit.

Via drunken stepfather