That's One Big Dildo

What Should They Call It? The Trump? The Leto? The Straight-up Tower of Penis?

The phrase “Go big or go home” can be applied to business, sports, hell you could even apply it to life, but from now on when I hear someone say “go big or go home” all I’m going to think about is this giant dildo.

Standing 12 feet, 4 inches this is most likely the largest dildo every created. And why did someone create a 12 foot dildo you might be asking. Well, my first response is why the hell not, but actually it was created by Pipedream Products for ANME (the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo), to help promote their products at this annual a sex toy convention. Nick Orlandino, the Chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products, wanted to top himself or as he told The Huffington Post:

”Two years ago, we made a wall of c***s featuring our product,” Orlandino told HuffPost. “It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to out do myself.”

Believe it or not, even his employees thought the dream of a 12-foot dildo was just that, a dream.

“My employees looked at me like I was crazy,” he said. “But a few hours later, they came back and said, ‘We can do this.’”

And in case you are wondering, and you are wondering, the giant promotional dildo was made in the USA with all USA products.

“We had to use aluminum air duct panels to make the shell and then put the rubber over this,”

No doubt this will giant dildo will be the center of attention at ANME this year, but what will happen to this monster after the convention? Did someone say raffle? Just kidding, I have no idea, nor does Nick Orlandino. He’s already thinking about what to do to top his mammoth fake penis.

“I think we might do the world’s largest vibrator or the world’s largest squirting dildo,”

Don’t anyone ever tell you no again, Nick Orlandino. You dream, you dream big, and make those giant sex toy dreams come true.