The Womanizer, AKA the World’s Greatest Sex Toy, Wins Product of the Year

The name may be strange, but the device is magical

As some of you frequent readers may remember, I reviewed the awesome suction-based sex toy the Womanizer way back in October. I'm a fan - a big fan. Not only did I quite obviously love it when I wrote my review, I also use it on the daily still. It's that great, and yes, it really is that fast. 

It probably goes without saying, then, that I was zero percent surprised to hear that it won New Product of the Year at the 2016 StorErotica Awards in Burbank, California, recently. "We are excited to come right out of the gate and win an award for the Womanizer Deluxe (W500) massager," said Ryan Poirier, Vice President of epi24 USA, Womanizer's manufacturer in a recent press release. "A big thank you to StorErotica, ANME and every woman who has bought and supported this amazing invention."

I am proud to be one of those women - I always knew my masturbation habits would one day help people. (OK, I didn't, but I'm certainly glad they do.) So I implore you: If you or the special lady in your life needs a new sex toy, buy this one. It doesn't even look like a wiener. 

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