Cara Delevingne Has a Fine Lady Garden

No Gardening Jokes, Please

Vag, muff, beef curtain, cock socket, meat wallet, snatch, fuzzy clam, pink taco, penis fly trap, and honey pot are all terms used to describe the female anatomy. Much as people try, coming up with a new term is rather difficult, but the people at Style have not only come with a great new one for a lady’s downstairs, but they also got Cara Delevingne to bring their words to life: lady garden.  

Now I know there are many out there who have already thought about all the puns that one can use with the term lady garden: “I’d like to trim her lady garden” or “there are no weeds in her lady garden” and “I want to put some soil down in her lady garden," but let’s put all of that aside. Instead of being punny, let’s just focus on the fact that Cara Delevingne looks surprisingly hot with a sunflower and some other kind of flower acting as her underwear. I have to be honest, I’m kind of surprised by how sexy she is. I don’t have a thing for flowers or gardening - in fact, I hate dealing with all that yard work, but damn it if Cara Delevingne isn’t making me want a plant a huge and really lush garden.  

I’m not sure what’s behind the whole “Lady Garden” phrasing, it probably has nothing to do with lady parts, but damn it if it isn’t super clever. In fact, it might be my new favorite slang for the female naughty bits. Of course, a lot of that probably has something to do with Cara Delevingne and her flower undies.  

Photos via Style  

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