Ali Michaels Topless Is So Hot It’ll Make You Want a Salad

I Don't Know Why, But a Topless Ali Michaels Has Me Thinking Salad

Man, the strangest thing just happened to me. I’m sitting here, checking out these topless pics of Ali Michaels from V Magazine and all of a sudden I really want a salad. Believe me, that’s not even close to a normal craving for me. And yet, the more I look at a topless Ali Michaels, the more I just want a big bowl of lettuce, tomatoes, and all the other fixins.  

Yeah, I can’t figure it out. I mean, I want a salad, then I want to go outside and blow some bubbles like I’m a kid again, and then I want to come back in do the dishes with a sink full of soap. Seriously, where did all this come from? I mean, Ali Michaels is pretty damn hot with her top off and yes, these pictures are a little strange and unusual, but still, they do contain Ali Michaels’s breasts so that makes them pretty awesome and strange. Damn, I don’t know how long I’m going to be able to stay here looking at a topless Ali Michaels without having to run out and find a salad bar.  

You know, I’m probably never going to figure this out. Guess I’ll just be eating healthy today. But before I hit the local salad bar, a little more time with Ali Michaels and her boobs.  

Photos via V Magazine