Love Cake? What About Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs and Cake?

All Cake Recipes Should Call for Two Helping of Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs

I like cake. I think we all like cake. Sure it might not be your favorite dessert of all time, but if there is a situation in which you are offered cake, you will gladly accept. Sure, we all have our favorite type of cake, some like the classic chocolate frosting over yellow cake, while some can’t get enough red velvet cake. As for me, my tastes are pretty simple: I like any cake with Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs.  

Though I can’t help but find a little irony with this video. For you have a cake, which everyone loves, and you have Emily Ratajkowski wearing a cut-off faux Oakland Raiders shirt with no bra underneath (which everyone loves) but the ironic part is the fact the cake is a smiling face. And what makes us smile more than anything else in the world? Emily Ratajkowski’s boob! Well, I guess I shouldn’t say it’s ironic - it’s more like a metaphor, like the cake is us because we are sweet and we want to smile and the best way to make us smile is to have Emily Ratajkowski take a bite out of us and show us her boobs while eating cake. Yeah, I know it’s a long metaphor, but you know what I'm saying.  

Cake is great. Cake is awesome, but from now on, the only cake we will all be requesting is a cake with Emily Ratajkowski. Even coconut cake would become something I couldn’t resist if the ingredients called for the breasts of Emily Ratajkowski.  

Video via 24 Horas  

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