Porn Valley Dispatch: Catching Up with Gauge

The perenially popular Gauge hasn
t been in Los Angeles for a year; working on various ammunition and porn-related websites and dancing around the country, she doesn
t need to. We talked about getting fired upon in Arkansas and what kind of sniper rifle best suits a 4
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porn star ... - G. Ponante

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Gauge and her boyfriend live on a 30-acre spread near the boyhood home of Bill Clinton.
I
ve had a gun since I was ten,
she said.

Her father, a hunter, had given his dogs gunpowder to eat so they would be better attuned to bringing back prey. Unfortunately, young Gauge, probably a little smaller at the time, appeared an easy target.
My mother convinced my father to get me a .22, just in case,
she said.

I had never heard of hunting dogs being fed gunpowder.

They do it in Arkansas,
she said.

Gauge is currently at work on several projects involving chicks with guns that will involve flying women to Arkansas. She told me about one such project, but then swore me to secrecy. If it were me, I wouldn
t keep it secret, but then I don
t have a concealed weapons permit that allows me to travel, strapped, within 11 states.

I didn
t ask if the states were contiguous, like a killing spree in a Boggle game, but she threatened to both shoot me and put her boot up my ass if I told anyone.

All this violence, Gauge. It
s not right,
I said.

This conversation took place by the bank machines outside Porn Star Karaoke. Inside was the other Violet Blue, but that
s a different story.

· Gauge (official site @ ilovegauge.com)
· Gauge galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

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