Camouflage Doesn’t Work When Guinevere van Seenus, Maria Borges, and Irina Shayk Are Topless

Or Maybe It Works Better Than Ever

The idea of camouflage is to stay hidden from your enemy by being invisible in whatever environment you are in, be it a forest, a desert, or swamp. Camouflage can be very effective, but not when you have a topless Guinevere van Seenus, Maria Borges, and Irina Shayk paired with it.  

I am not a military expert, but I would think if you wanted to stay hidden, then having a topless Guinevere van Seenus, Maria Borges, and Irina Shayk wouldn’t the be best plan. I mean, believe me when I say that all of our attention was instantly drawn to Guinevere van Seenus’s boobs, Maria Borges’s boobs, and Irina Shayk's boobs. Although, now that I think about having Guinevere van Seenus, Maria Borges, and Irina Shayk topless is probably the best camouflage you can get. No one would notice anything else. Hell, your army could be dressed as clowns and you could probably walk right past your enemy and claim their castle.  

I really do hope the U.S. military starts using Guinevere van Seenus, Maria Borges, and Irina Shayk topless along with camouflage. I think they would find it really effective at not only distracting their enemy, but also for troop morale.  

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