Confused Boner of the Week: Alexandra Marzella and a Penis Candle

Talk About a Burning Bush...

We all know there is nothing better in this world than a beautiful nude woman, and Alexandra Marzella makes for one hell of a beautiful nude woman. And hey, if the photographer wants to get all artsy or strange with the theme or genre or whatever with the pictures, that’s fine too. But when you have a Alexandra Marzella holding a lit penis candle next to her bush . . . well, that makes things a little confusing.  

Penis candles make for some great bachelorette or gag gifts (pun intended), but anytime someone holds a lit candle near their bathing suit area I tend to have a bit of concern wash over me. And it doesn’t help that Alexandra Marzella looks super sexy in that crotchless and see-through lingerie. That mixture of sexiness and concern for the open flame leaves my head spinning and I don’t know what’s up from down, right from left, sexy from confusing. I don’t think any of us mind the crazy or the outrageous nude photo shoot. A great pair of breasts, like those on Alexandra Marzella, or a fantastic ass, like the one Alexandra Marzella has, tend to make the strange look normal. But this time around, it’s a struggle of confusion that will make some time to sort out.

You know, I hope this doesn't spoil any future nude pics of Alexandra Marzella. For, you see, this is my introduction to her and confusion is never a great first impression. Guess I’ll just have to stare at her breasts until everything becomes clear.  

Photos via Purple Magazine