Potential Holiday Gift Alert: A Vibe That Syncs With Erotic Fiction

The gift that keeps on giving

Well folks, it's officially October, and I'm not doing my job right if I don't start recommending sexual gifts, toys, and favors for your partner for the impending holiday season. My first pick, dear Fleshlings, is a product that I have not yet reviewed personally (but absolutely will), because it features many things that are near and dear to my heart: Erotic fiction, audiobooks, and vibrators.

Yes, that is correct. This app/vibe combo is called Vibease, and it's a catalogue of erotic audio lit that syncs up with a vibrator you wear in your panties, firing at the appropriate speed at the appropriate times. Here's what the Vibease website had to say: 

"Love erotic audio books? Vibease vibrates in sync with erotic audio. Love sexting with your partner? They can remotely control Vibease too. What’s more? Vibease can be comfortably worn in your undergarments. Play in bed or getting frisky outside, your hands are free to explore!"

As a bonus, you can also video call your partner using the app, controlling their Vibease while you're phone sexing (or discussing your favorite pizza toppings, I don't know). If that's not a godsend, I don't know what is.

And before you ask, yes - I am accepting holiday gifts for the Fleshbot office. 

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