Fleshlight Presents the World More Freaks to Jerk Off With

Make Your Jerking Frightening with Fleshlight!

The fine people at Fleshlight have released three new masturbation devices just in time for your Halloween and/or general horror enthusiast needs. There is now a Predator, a Reaper, and the ultra-lovely Zombie Mouth shown above with its dear friend the Zombie Pussy as part of the "Warming Dead Pack".

Yeah.

Wow.

The Freaks line is a pretty impressive concept and the teeth on that Zombie Mouth makes me think of Tommy Pistol because of this and the fact that I have heard that the guy loves teeth on his dick. I have conditioned myself to avoid the teeth thing since way back when I was a braces-wearing teen who didn't want to maul anybody's foreskin. (Open note to my small New England hometown: You're quite welcome.)

The Reaper is supposed to summon thoughts of an otherworldly butthole and the "Don't Mount The Reaper Pack" is for the gent who wants to bang Death in the shower, as we all are wont to do. An "Alien Vs. Predator Pack" rounds out the newbies to the Fleshlight world for those who wish to sexualize this horror conflict series in their personal lives.

I have openly said that if I had a cock, I would bang the fuck out of a Fleshlight because they just seem so fucking cool. These are creative and all but I am guessing that I would probably choose to put my dick in, say, Anikka Albrite's fake butthole over something with teeth, fake or not.

Do you have one of these? Do you love your Fleshlight? Talk to me in the comments below!