Morning Wood

A scavenger hunt in my pants (not); hot Malaysian stewardess bootie controversy; Japanese Samba babes; and if you're an interior designer, you'll find out what you've known all along, which is that you're way too sexy for your job. V. Blue

· After looking at this DIY remote control vibrator crafted by a Melbourne, Australia student for a scaveneger hunt, I realized that before any trips Down Under I really need to get a phrasebook. (Slashdong)

· Somehow, despite my best efforts to seek out every unintentionally erotic cultural mashup on Earth, I managed to miss the 2005 Asakusa Samba Festival in Tokyo last weekend. The pictures filled with jiggly cups of feathery Japanese boobage are worth a thousand sequins. (MSN Mainichi)

· Malaysian Musilms are in an uproar over the decision of a men's magazine to feature a seminude stewardess draped in the Malaysian flag, but if I'm going to have an opinion about this, I'll need to examine the evidence very closely. (Asian Sex Gazette)

· And last but certainly not least, while it's no shocker that "firefighter" came in #1 on this list of sexiest jobs, the real headscratcher is why "surfs for porn all day in her fuzzy slippers" didn't even rank while "event planner" somehow beat out "nurse". Wrong, just wrong. (Salary.com, thanks Bunny!)

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