Confused Boner of the Week: Holly Horne’s Boobs and a Knife

Holly Horne Topless Is Dangerous Enough

I think we’d all agree that coming home to find a topless Holly Horne would be a welcome and wonderful surprise. My guess is we’d all assume we had died and gone to heaven. But what about coming home to find a topless Holly Horne holding a knife? Yeah, that one is a bit of head scratcher. Needless to say, it is one confused boner of the week.  

Holly Horne’s boobs are awesome, fantastic - a great pair of breasts. That we can all wrap our heads around. Holly Horne’s boobs and a knife… eh, not so much. I think I speak for all of us when I ask what's going on Holly Horne. Why you got that knife, girl? Are you trying to say you’re so sexy without a shirt on it’s dangerous? Because if that is what you are going for, I can tell you that you don’t need a knife to get that point across. Man, all I want to do is go on and on and on about how hot Holly Horne’s tan lines are, but she’s got a knife. A great pair of breasts with some awesome tan lines, but then there’s the whole knife thing. This so damn boner confusing.  

Hey, if this is your thing, more power to you, but as for the rest of us, we’ll have to try to find a way to understand what’s going on in these pictures. Damn, Holly Horne, you’re hot as hell, but put down the knife before we all get a confusion headache.

Via drunken stepfather