Snakes and Sofia Richie's Cleavage

Hate Snakes, Love Cleavage

Much like Indiana Jones, I hate snakes. Always have, always will hate those things. And yet my hatred of snakes seems to fade away any time one is draped around a sexy model, like Sofia Richie. I don't know what it is about Sofia Richie, but she is sure making me think that maybe snakes aren't so bad - maybe they are kind of cuddly, and snakes really make cleavage look extra sexy.

Look, I get why photographers have placed snakes around beautiful women since the dawn of time since the dawn of time, it makes for one hell of a picture. And yes, Sofia Richie looks really damn amazing with a snake around her. But in all fairness, Sofia Richie and her amazing body would still look really damn awesome if she had hamsters crawling around her or a parrot on her shoulder or a lizard near her cleavage. Hell, I'd be fine with just regular, run of the mill, sexy Sofia Richie pictures. You could leave the wildlife in the jungle for all I care. But, I get it, I do. Some people even find snakes kind of sexy and I think those people are strange (no offense to anyone who loves snakes and finds them sexy, we all have our things, and more power to you).

I'm not going to find myself rushing out to an exotic pet store and looking at snakes or anything, but damn Sofia Richie, you make snakes less scary. You know, I also don't really like flying. You think someone can get Sofia Richie to do a sexy shoot in an airplane? Might make travel easier for us who hate flying.