Let's be honest, LOVE advent is the reason we all get out of bed this time of year. It's cold, it gets dark earlier and earlier, people are slightly crazier - this time of year can be no fun at all. But thankfully it's Day 8 and it's time for Emily Ratajkowski. And honestly, this video so amazing the only thing I can do is sing. So, here is my rendition of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" which I have changed to "All I want for Christmas is Emily Ratajkowski". Seriously people, it totally works.
"All I Want For Christmas Is Emily Ratajowki"
Everybody pauses and stares at her
Those two boobs are hot as you can see
I don't know just who to thank for this family tree!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas is Emily Ratajowski, Emily Ratajowski, to see Emily Ratajowski
Gee, if I could only watch Emily Ratajowski
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas"
It seems so long since I could say,
Emily Ratajowski is hotter than any thistle
Gosh oh gee, to see her, makes me hot enough to whistle (thhhh, thhhh)
All I want for Christmas is Emily Ratajowski, Emily Ratajowski, to see Emily Ratajowski
Gee, if I could only have Emily Ratajowski,
then I could wish you "Merry Christmas!"
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Emily Ratajowski underboob.
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