Wet Spots

Don't let the barn door hit your ass on the way out of this installment of Wet Spots, where I take you deeper than anyone ever wanted to go into horse fucking country (Washington: represent!); women turn ordinary objects into sex toys because we are that depraved; Latina gals peel it off for the turtles; and simply the best Nike ad evah, complete with my favorite "behind the pussy" shot in a long time. V. Blue

· Click any of the following at your own risk: This is the unofficial "see you in hell, folks" installment of Wet Spots, where after agonizingly sitting on the link to the horse fucker video for a day, I post about it at the behest of sibling site Screenhead's act of throwing down the gauntlet—or the feedbag, as it were. But while Dan Savage ruminated on the raison d'etre of the video, it seems that sex blogger Tasty Trixie has another POV—stemming from the fact that she had contact with an eerily similar Wasington area horse fucker before the Seabiscuit snuff porn was filmed. (Screenhead + Tasty Trixie)

· Before you pour gasoline and powdered glass in your eyes to eradicate the images from the last post, consider a soothing salve instead: how about the mass-marketed (unintentional?) vibrator from Neutrogena that's apparently being used as a covert sex toy by many women? Ahhh, that's better. (neutrogena.com - thanks Matt)

· Scantily dressed women being "used" to promote the safety of endangered sea turtles? I knew I could get a job in Mexico if my semicolon use at Fleshbot earned more wrath than my daily spanking. (planetark.com)

· After watching French footwear retailer Courir's video ad to promote a special line of Nike AirMax shoes that shows a hot blonde getting her clothes blown off in a flurry of styrofoam air power, you might just forgive me for posting the horse fucker video. Might. (Unmaxdair, via Adrants)

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