The Holeshooter

We think it's important to apprise our readers of all sex-related technology, even if it is a polished cylinder of plastic often found in high-end habitrails.

The Canadian vendor of the Holeshooter spins the device thusly: "The first reason you should buy a Holeshooter is because with it you will now be able to view deep inside your lover. The other purpose of the Holeshooter is so that you will be able to watch as your ejaculate travels into her body."

The people of Holeshooter stress that one should not put his (or her ... who knows anymore?) penis—even if it fits—into the Holeshooter, or place the apparatus far beyond the entrance of the intended hole.

As an obsessive-compulsive child, I was never able to drink milk from a clear glass because it just looked gross, so I probably won't be invoicing GawkerMedia for a joblot of these devices, even if they came with nostrilingus attachments.

Curled, rocking, and pill-rolling in a corner of Fleshbot's offfices, Violet Blue says, "OMG, this is the most fucking unsafe sex toy I've ever seen."- G. Ponante

Holeshooter (holeshots.ca - thanks Cory)

Previously: Sex Toy of the Week: Vibrating Pleasure Periscope