The Weekly Mindfuck: Golden Showers

Donald Trump and the Golden Showers sounds like it could be the next installment in a political adventure series, and I suppose in some ways, it is. You already know about the dossier from a British intelligence official that purports a laundry list of illicit activities the Donald has participated in, and interestingly, people seem to be most scandalized by his involvement in a golden shower debacle with Russian prostitutes.

And OK, I get it - golden showers and prostitutes are pretty taboo on their own. Get them into one political scandal, and we're all titillated. On all the things on that list, though - adopting pro-Russian policy in exchange for political intervention in the states, for example - watching a golden shower seems to be the least offensive. Perhaps because many, many people count urine play among their favorite kinks. 

So what is a golden shower? Also called watersports or urine play, it simply means peeing on someone else because it turns you or them on. It's a power exchange for some, often a form of humiliation, and it's widely practiced. You can do it during group sex or gangbangs or in the shower or in your front lawn if that's what you're into - but people peeing on each other is a pretty key element of this kink. 

That's why I'm not totally sure if the allegations about Trump's little sexcapade even count. We know that he supposedly hired a bevy of Russian hookers to pee on a bed - but did they pee on each other, too? The dossier says it all went down in a room the Obamas had once occupied because "he hated them" which makes this sound a lot more like a hate piss. Yes, humiliation may be part of the play - but that typically means humiliating the person being peed on, not an inanimate object someone you'd like to humiliate once laid on. That's just petty.

If anyone got off to secretly insulting his enemies, it would be Trump, but from the way the act was described, this doesn't sound like a urine play kink. But if it is - if it truly is a kink and the Donald really likes watersports - then I don't think we should lambast the man for being a little sexually deviant, particularly when there are much larger (and less legal) items on that list. Regardless of its validity or what happens next, I have one major question:

Will #GoldenGate spur a urine play revolution similar to that of 50 Shades and BDSM? Is this the last step toward making the practice mainstream? If you've never before seen watersports in action, I invite you to watch the video above and see what you think. You may be surprised by how much you like it.