Confused Boner of the Week: Ashley Graham Is a… Vampire Clown?

What Happened to Ashley Graham's Nipples and Eyebrows?

It really shouldn't be all that surprising - it was only a matter of time before someone got Ashley Graham to do a strange and usual photo spread. I guess I was just hoping that maybe she would say no and stick to doing sexy lingerie shoots. Alas, here is Ashley Graham in V Magazine as some kind of vampire or clown or hulk or I don't know, I'm just confused all the way around on this.

Normally I would be taking the people at V Magazine to task because it appears they made Ashley Graham's nipples disappear. When one wear a lacy bra, one's nipples are more invisible to the naked eye, not gone completely, but my bigger concern is where are Ashley Graham's eyebrows? Seriously, what on earth is going on? Ashley Graham in lingerie, fantastic. Ashley Graham in lingerie in a hotel room, great. Ashley Graham with white paint on her face with two dudes in a hotel room, what? Is she a clown? A Vampire clown? Why would you want to be a vampire clown and why does that slightly turn me on?

The only thing that might help my confusion is that one pic of a pant-less Ashley Graham kissing some dude in a hallway. That pic is awesome, that pic is great, there isn't one thing confusing about that pic...other than it's mixed in with all the rest. Oh man, now I'm all confused again.

Photos via V Magazine

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