Fruit and Lauren Brown Topless Are Good for You

Lauren Brown's Boobs Really Does a Body Good

Many experts recommend that we have five to nine servings of fruits and vegetables a day to maintain a good diet and be healthy. I find that switching out one junk snack a day with an apple or orange is a great way to stay on top this recommendation. Oh, and I also think it's important to see at least two great breasts every single day and thanks to Lauren Brown, you can get a serving of fruit and a serving of awesome boobs.

I'd also like to point out my admiration for Lauren Brown. She has the courage to squeeze a grapefruit so near her beautiful blue eyes. If you have ever enjoyed a grapefruit for breakfast and had the wonderful experience of being squirted in the eye, then you know the dangers of having citrus so near your face. Perhaps they took the precaution before they started taking pictures of Lauren Brown topless and pre-squeezed. Whatever the case, Lauren Brown is really dedicated to her work and we should applaud her for that. Also, we should applaud her helping us stay healthy. Yes, nothing gets you going in the morning like a balanced breakfast of fruit and boobs. Of course, fruit and boobs are also a great midday snack and a nice treat before bed.

Thanks, Lauren Brown for caring - we really appreciate how great your breasts are. Seeing Lauren Brown topless with two cherries on her mouth really is the cherry on top of the sundae.

Photos by Brooke Nipar