Morning Wood

· It's a new month, and you know what that means: a whole new crop of thongs to vote on at Swiss Thong Federation. Get cracking, kids! (www.swiss-thong-federation.com)

· Ever thought what things would be like if operating systems were porn stars? Be glad someone did. (sugarbank.com)

· Thai actress Natt Chanapa receives suspended jail term and $100 fine for appearing in "illegal" porn films over the last few years; says she wants to be left alone to "stay at home with my girlfriend". We think she deserves the rest. (asiansexgazette.com)

· We have no idea whether these are really photos of "Real World: Austin" hottie Melinda or just some (other) random drunk chick flashing in public, but ... Look! Boobies! (retroskank.com; more @ Double Viking)

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