Lisa-Marie Jaftha Is Not Wearing a Bathing Suit

Paint Looks Really Good on Lisa-Marie Jaftha

Technically speaking, Lisa-Marie Jaftha is not wearing anything. She's not wearing any fabric sewn together to make an outfit. She is nude. Technically speaking. The only thing between us and a completely nude Lisa-Marie Jaftha is a few layers of paint.

Now, I feel the need to acknowledge the hardworking individuals who created this body paint swimsuit masterpiece. Not only does it look incredibly real, I can't believe anyone could focus on painting when a nude Lisa-Marie Jaftha was in their presences. I mean, Lisa-Marie Jaftha is nude on my computer screen and I'm having a hard time focusing. But I'm sure they don't need praise because they have made Lisa-Marie Jaftha look stunningly sexy. She looks super sexy in this not-a-bathing-suit-bathing-suit. The only way Lisa-Marie Jaftha could look any sexier was if she was nude - and she's technically nude in these pictures.

On a more serious note, these Lisa-Marie Jaftha body paint pictures are reminding me, once again, that I picked the wrong profession. That when I was a kid and the art teacher yelled at me for painting on my arm and the arm of the kid beside me, she was totally wrong; I was doing the right thing. I was taking my first steps to being the greatest body paint artist who would one day paint Lisa-Marie Jaftha's nude body. But I guess since I still get to see Lisa-Marie Jaftha hot body covered in paint, things aren't so bad.

photos via Sports Illustrated Swimsuit