Now, normally, "worst sex ever" experiences don't conjure feelings of arousal or joy, but these are hilarious. A + for these amazing yet unlucky Redditors. As always, please give me your best answer in the comments!
Fucking speechless
Hot, hot sex
The wrong kind of wetness
Breathing heavy
Ice cream and stripper party
Down where it's wetter
The pussy snorkel
Never trust Cosmo
Let it all out
Ant orgy