Best of Reddit: “Excluding my mom, what’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?”

Now, normally, "worst sex ever" experiences don't conjure feelings of arousal or joy, but these are hilarious. A + for these amazing yet unlucky Redditors. As always, please give me your best answer in the comments! 

Fucking speechless

Hot, hot sex

The wrong kind of wetness 

Breathing heavy

Ice cream and stripper party

Down where it's wetter 

The pussy snorkel

Never trust Cosmo

Let it all out

Ant orgy