Toni Garrn in a See-Through Top Is Grreat!

That Extra R Adds Some Mystery

When I first learned of Toni Garrn, I believed that someone had spelled her last name wrong. Surely it's only supposed to have one R in it, but it would seem that Garrn has to Rs and that's how it is. I guess that second R is for ravishing.

You know, now that I'm kind of thinking about it, maybe someone did misspell Toni Garrn's name. Maybe there is only supposed to be one R, but there was a misprint and Toni Garrn is just such a nice person she let it slide. Maybe she thought the second R would add some mystery to her. And you know what? It kind of does add a little mystery to Toni Garrn. Mystery, like who is Toni Garrn and how is she so hot? Stuff like that. But no matter how you spell it, Toni Garrn is one stunningly beautiful woman and when she's rocking a see-through top, well, that just might be one of the most awesome sights any of us will ever see. Forget the Grand Canon, the Northern Lights, or the birth of your first child, Toni Garrn's boobs top each and every one of those sights.

So, Toni Garrn, you go on and spell your name however you want. Keep that extra R, add another N, throw in a silent T for good measure. As long as you showing off your breasts, we will be on your side.

Photos via Harper's Bazaar