Ever Wonder Why Kate Beckinsale Hasn’t Been Nude in Forever?

It's a Shame. A Sad, Slightly Comical, Shame

Whenever a new movie with Kate Beckinsale is getting ready to come out, there is always a ton of excitement that washes over all of us. There are many reasons for this, but one of them is we are all hoping that in her next movie Kate Beckinsale will do a nude scene again. Well, apparently Kate Beckinsale doesn't do nudity anymore and you really won't believe why.

Before we get into the nitty-gritty and the truly sad events that lead one of the most beautiful women in the world to stop doing nudity in films, let's all take a moment and stare at the incredible breasts of Kate Beckinsale.

Okay, now that we are all in a good mood, here's why we no longer see a topless Kate Beckinsale in movies:

She once worked with a director who was so “cruel and horrible,” she peed in his Thermos because he had made her stand naked for a scene that was eventually cut from the movie. Since then, Beckinsale has a no-nudity clause in her contract.

Damn, Kate Beckinsale, peeing in the Thermos? That's kind of badass. I think I might have new respect for Kate Beckinsale and hope I never, ever piss her off. But how freaking terrible is that one jerk face ruined the party for the rest of us? I don't know who the director was, nor do I think Kate Beckinsale will ever name said director, but I hope that person never made another film. I hope that person was forced to move back in with his parents. I hope that person isn't allowed at their local cinemaplex. Basically I hope this person who ruined Kate Beckinsale getting nude in films for all of us is miserable.

Man, this sucks. There goes all my hopes and dreams for an all new Kate Beckinsale nude scene in my future, in our futures. Though, stranger things have happened, maybe a movie will come along that Kate Beckinsale can't turn down, like a dream role, and she will know that she has be nude to make the film the best it can be. Maybe the hope is alive. Maybe.

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