Tell Ya What, That Alyssa Miller Is Hotter Than an Egg in a Fryin’ Pan, Yee-Haw!

Farm Livin' (If It Means Alyssa Miller Topless) Is the Life For Me.

I don't own a pair of cowboy boots, I don't drive a truck, and my belt buckle is the correct size for my belt. Country has never really been my thing, but after seeing this sexy Alyssa Miller country-themed photo spread, I don't know if my achey-breaky heart can take it.

One can imagine that the ultimate fantasy for some would be to sneak into a barn late at night to find someone as hot as Alyssa Miller sitting on hay wearing nothing more than a pair of white panties and a jean jacket. Right now, I totally get that. I get it. I see what the appeal is. Normally I would avoid barns at all costs, mostly due to the smell, but if there is a chance that Alyssa Miller is in a barn wearing next to nothing, I'm willing to take that risk. Seriously, I don't know if Alyssa Miller is actually a country girl who got into modeling, but she is really doing wonders with the look.

Sure, I may not start listening to country music and walk around with a toothpick in my month, but thanks to Alyssa Miller's boob, I do see the appeal of a life out on the farm. But luckily for city folk like me, I can live out the farm life fantasy thanks to Alyssa Miller.

Photos by Harper Smith