Imagine Getting Paid for Massaging Heidi Klum’s Boobs

Talk About Never Working a Day in Your Life

There's that old saying "Find something you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life." For many of us is this something we strive for in our lives, and while some may find it, others don't. But don't worry, because no matter what you do, it won't close to being as awesome as the person who gets to massage Heidi Klum's boobs for a living.

Now, I'm sure said person does more than massage Heidi Klum's fantastic boobs, but one would think that even if the other seven hours and fifty minutes in your work day were totally shit it would still be worth it. I've been honestly wracking my brain trying to think of something, anything that I would don't to have this job. Massage Heidi Klum's boobs and then clean bathrooms with a toothbrush, let's go. Massage Heidi Klum's breasts and then handle toxic waste, give my gloves and mask. Massage Heidi Klum's ta-tas and then sponge baths to old people, where's my sponge? Basically what I'm saying is this person, whoever they are, is probably one of the luckiest people on the planet and they have never worked a day in their entire lives.

I know one shouldn't compare themselves to other people, but this time I don't think there's a way around it. I am totally jealous of Heidi Klum's boob massager. They have achieved a goal we all long for and if that isn't a reason to be jealous, I don't know what is.

via Maxim

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