An Earth with Ireland Basinger-Baldwin And Alaia Baldwin Is Worth Celebrating
While there are some out there who don't understand the point of Earth Day because in reality, every single day is earth day, it might just be my favorite holiday. Sure, I care about the planet and recycling and all that other stuff, but really I love this day because it's when Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin go topless holding dogs.
Sure, you could ask how one can celebrate the earth by being topless and holding dogs in front of their boobs, but I would ask how does one NOT celebrate the earth by being topless and holding dogs in front of their boobs? The planet is a beautiful place, Ireland Basigner-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin are both beautiful. The earth is full of wonderful creations like the oceans, the mountains, and boobs. Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin have visited oceans, mountains, and have wonderful boobs. The earth has dogs and these two lucky dogs get to be next to Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin's naked breasts. Yes, my friends, this is truly the way to celebrate this third rock from the sun.
Though, I guess Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin topless holding dogs could really be celebrating a number of different holidays and even some causes. I kind of hope they do it for every single holiday for now on.