Morning Wood

Your hot helping of Morning Wood, at your service, and after the jump ... -V. Blue

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· We thought we'd had enough of Star Wars until we saw this amazing Darth Vader fetish babe in skintight rubber found on a Korean website. Now we understand. (BoingBoing, thanks Xeni)

· Ever heard of "sign fucking"? Now you have. (Dandobi)

· Just when we thought becoming a top seller at eBay was difficult enough, someone comes along and shows us a little reflectoporn doesn't help matters, either. "Nude eBayer Flashes 19in Monitor" (The Register, via Sexblo.gs)

· I'd say something really witty about how glad I am that Phizer says Viagra actually does not cause blindness, except I can hardly see my keyboard. Guess I'll switch back to Cialis and glue. (Yahoo News)

· While we think this pervy travel guide leaves a lot to be desired, as in there's a serious lack of practical details, it's still a fine, fine starting point for making sure you pack leather for the right season in San Francisco, the correct slutwear for England's porn season, and so on. (Female First)

· American Apparel, loved for so many reasons here at Fleshbot Central, has now become even more American by landing a lawsuit and thereby confirming all the fears moral conservatives have about the brand. We just hope this isn't the end of their clever "hot girls in socks and cotton panties" marketing campaign. "American Apparel Sued in Sex Case" (Women's Wear Daily, via Gawker)