The Lapjuicer

I don't know if there is such thing as a freshly squeezed juice fetish—but I know that on days that I am seriously hung over, there is comfort in imagining that there is. (I also know that when I am in a bar and a girl offers me a little "lap juice", I think about something that usually doesn't involve citrus fruits). While I realize it's an art project, I hope the Lapjuicer will become a fixture in every kitchen since it makes breakfast a whole lot more interesting—though something tells me it will get more use as a novelty feature at strip clubs when people order screwdrivers.-J. Martinez

Lapjuicer: "You can
t touch - but you can drink my juice
" (3xi.org, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Rachel Gets Fruity, Andrew Einhorn: "Forbidden Fruit", Fun With Fruit, Fruity Girls, Melon Balling, Banana Girls