Wet Spots

· Just because we can't post shots of humans getting it on for the time being doesn't mean we can't tell you where to find all the hot unicorn orgy action you can handle. It's still a free country, right? (worlddreambank.org - thanks Jess)

· Taiwan raises the bar on luxury love hotels ... but are sex maids part of the amenities? (asiansexgazette.com + mdn.mainichi.co.jp)

· SugarBank tackles the thorny issue of porn and prejudice—in case you ever wondered why so many smut flicks use the words "black, gang, ballin', ass, jungle, and chocolate" in their title. (sugarbank.com)

· Slashdong reports on artist Wim Delvoye's copraphilic teledildonics. We guess it had to happen sometime. (slashdong.org)

· Yet another reason why pedophiles ruin things for the rest of us: Yahoo! shuts down all user-created chat rooms citing concerns that they were being used to solicit sex with minors—thus depriving us normal types the opportunity to meet all those sexy horny housewives and busty barely legal coeds. (reuters.com)

· When it comes to cooking, we usually make the chocolate sauce double as ass topping—but for some reason a tasty frittata with a G-spot on the side is sounding really good right now. (sex-combos.com, via Viviane's Sex Carnival)

· Lindsay Lohan: still not nude. Ever. (sky.com)

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