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It doesn't really matter what the hell I say, the only thing you are going to hear is Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue. Really, I could say anything, anything at all, it simply wouldn't matter. The only things anyone is going to focus on are the models from the Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, I'm a little teapot, and I think the sun should be feared and worshiped. You get any of that? Nope, you're just looking at the cleavage and thongs.

I get it, I totally do. Honestly, I don't really want to be saying anything, I just want to look at the pictures. But, before I shut my trap, here are all the models and athletes featured in the Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue: Alexa Ray Joel, Aly Raisman, Anne De Paula, Ashley Graham, Barbra Palvin, Bianca Balti, Bo Krsmanovic, Caroline Wozniaki, Chrissy Teigen, Christie Brinkley, Danielle Herrington, Genie Bouchard, Hailey Clauson, Hannah Ferguson, Hannah Jeter, Hunter McGrady, Kate Bock, Kate Upton, Kelly Gale, Kelly Rohrbach, Lais Ribeiro, Lisa Marie Jaftha, McKenna Berkley, Mia Kang, Myla Dalbesio, Nina Agdall, Robyn Lawley, Rose Bertram, Sailor Brinkley Cook, Samantha Hoopes, Serena Williams, and Vita Sidorkina. 

So blah blah blippity boo. Observation on the overall hotness of the models and bathing suits. Clever play on words regarding some bathing suits not really being bathing suits. Witty joke to end on.

Photos via Sports Illustrated